Uncle Fucka
   Terrance & Phillip

Terrance:Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You`re a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You`re an uncle fucka,yew its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip:Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You`re the one that fucked your uncle,uncle fucka
You don`t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck you uncle all day long
(fart noises)
Terrance:Hmm!
(fart noises)
(laughing)
(fart)
Dudley Dooright guy: What`s going on here?
(fart noises)
People:Oooooooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P:Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance:uncle fucka)
Terrance:You`re a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip:You`re an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance:Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone:(laughing)
People:Uncle fucka....thats
Everyone:U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight
Phillip:...Suck me balls!